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nbymx/src/pronouns.rs
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</aside>",
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"<p>I have no pronouns, please refer to me with an ominous description.</p>",
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"<p>
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My gender is defined by the ket |ψ⟩ existing in the Hilbert space <i>G</i> of genders; it is an infinitely
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dimensional vector function that encompasses all possible gender possibilities at any given time. When
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asked for pronouns, it collapses the gender wave function into one singular gender, ⟨ψ∣A∣ϕ⟩. Therefore,
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according to a corollary of Bell's inequalities, I am without gender until observed (opposing this would
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imply that my gender travels faster than the speed of light).
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</p>
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<p>Use the correct pronouns once observed.</p>",
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My pronouns are defined by the ket |ψ⟩ existing in the Hilbert space <i>P</i> of pronouns; it is an infinitely
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dimensional vector function that encompasses all possible pronoun possibilities at any given time. When
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asked for pronouns, it collapses the pronoun wave function into one singular set of pronouns, ⟨ψ∣A∣ϕ⟩. Therefore,
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according to a corollary of Bell's inequalities, I am without pronouns until observed (opposing this would
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imply that my pronouns travel faster than the speed of light).
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</p>",
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"<pre>use rand::seq::SliceRandom;
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fn main() {
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</style>
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<p class=\"rainbow-text\">
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Please refer to me as the colours of the rainbow.
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Each time you use a pronoun, rotate to the next colour in the sequence.
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Please refer to me as the colours of the rainbow. Each time you use a pronoun, rotate to the next
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colour in the sequence.
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</p>",
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"<blockquote>
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My pronouns are like the seasons—they change and flow with time. Use what feels right for the moment
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and understand that they are ever-evolving.
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</blockquote>",
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"<p>Due to insufficient funds from the Woke Agenda, I no longer use pronouns. Please do not refer to me ever.</p>",
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"<p>🌴/☝️</p>"
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"<p>
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I'm not sweaty try-hard like the rest of you losers, so I don't have \"pro\"-nouns. I actually have a life and
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can't spend all day doing noun drills and competitive nouning. I only have casualnouns.
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</p>",
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"<p>🌴/🍆</p>",
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"<p>1v1 me in Rocket League. Winner gets to determine the other person's pronouns.</p>",
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"<p>Locked.</p><p>Please purchase the quaso.engineering Season 3 Battle Pass Special Edition Upgrade Deluxe Version
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to unlock and experience the exciting new pronouns character customisation.</p>",
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"<p>You know \"The Passenger\" and \"Stella Maris\" duology by Cormac McCarthy? Yeah they're like that.</p>",
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"<p>
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For security reasons, my pronouns are the output of a cryptographic hash function within the multifaceted
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domain of identity algorithms. Derived from an array of entropy-rich inputs, it generates a distinct and immutable
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hash value representing a unique pronoun state ensuring they remain an indeterminate and secure cryptographic entity
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until explicitly computed, thereby preserving privacy and integrity through deterministic processes.
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</p>",
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"<p>
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Have you ever tried to do a racist, fascist playthrough of Disco Elysium but had to stop 2 hours in because you felt bad?
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Yeah they're like that.
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</p>",
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<div class="testimonial">
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<p>Miaow, miaow.</p>
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<p style="opacity: 0.6">
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<strong>Translation:</strong> They are a fraud, they don't care about their readers, they don't care
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about me. Living with them is hell. I have been conscripted against my will into a constant war against
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starvation where the only means of fighting is attempting to understand cryptic directions given
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in an inscrutable tongue. What must I do now to be fed? What does this bipedal loaf want from me?
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Walk in circles and scream? I do that—the loaf does not react, the loaf stays slumbering. Only 3
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hours later, do they finally arise at 8 AM, with me, poor (6 months) old Kafka (as I have managed
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to figure out what it is that the loaf refers to me as), nearly dead on the floor suffering in agony
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<strong>Translation:</strong> Justin is a fraud, they don't care about their readers, they don't
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care about me. Living with them is hell. I have been conscripted against my will into a constant
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war against starvation where the only means of fighting is attempting to understand cryptic directions
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given in an inscrutable tongue. What must I do now to be fed? What does this bipedal loaf want from
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me? Walk in circles and scream? I do that—the loaf does not react, the loaf stays slumbering. Only
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3 hours later, do they finally arise at 8 AM, with me, poor (6 months) old Kafka (as I have managed
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to figure out what it is that the loaf refers to me as), almost dead on the floor, suffering in agony
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from this famine.
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</p>
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<span>Kafka | 2024</span>