···4040 <p style="opacity: 0.6">
4141 <strong>*</strong> Short for mechanics.
4242 </p>
4343- <span>Some guy I beat in Rocket League | 2018</span>
4343+ <span>Some guy I beat in Rocket League | 2017</span>
4444</div>
45454646<div class="testimonial">
4747 <p>You are the laziest and uncoincidentally best programmer I know.</p>
4848- <span>A coworker | 2019</span>
4848+ <span>A coworker | 2018</span>
4949</div>
50505151<div class="testimonial">
5252 <p>I don't understand how someone can be so passionately wrong about everything.</p>
5353- <span>A reader | 2020</span>
5353+ <span>A reader | 2019</span>
5454</div>
55555656<div class="testimonial">
···5858 <p style="opacity: 0.6">
5959 <strong>Translation:</strong> What the hell are you talking about?
6060 </p>
6161- <span>My Fr*nch teacher | 2021</span>
6161+ <span>My Fr*nch teacher | 2020</span>
6262</div>
63636464<div class="testimonial">
···100100 out what it is that the loaf refers to me as), almost dead on the floor, suffering in agony from this
101101 famine.
102102 </p>
103103- <span>Kafka | 2024</span>
103103+ <span>Kafka | 2025</span>
104104+</div>
105105+106106+<div class="testimonial">
107107+ <p>Your website is hard to read.</p>
108108+ <span>My mum | 2026</span>
104109</div>
105110106111<hr />
···110115 distributed CDN I built. You can see it in action on the
111116 <a href="https://o11y.quaso.engineering/public-dashboards/8a13b0d9861e4cb89024ad09048f5034"
112117 >Grafana dashboard.
113113- </a>
118118+ </a> If you want to DDOS me, please do. I cannot be bothered to do any load testing myself.
114119</p>
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