feat: randomly change the verb for media consumption on refresh

server/Cargo.lock

···
  "axum",
  "cached",
  "jsonwebtoken",
+ "rand 0.9.2",
  "reqwest",
  "scraper",
  "serde",
···
 checksum = "3c80231409c20246a13fddb31776fb942c38553c51e871f8cbd687a4cfb5843d"
 dependencies = [
  "phf_shared",
- "rand",
+ "rand 0.8.5",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
···
 checksum = "439ee305def115ba05938db6eb1644ff94165c5ab5e9420d1c1bcedbba909391"
 
 [[package]]
+name = "ppv-lite86"
+version = "0.2.21"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "85eae3c4ed2f50dcfe72643da4befc30deadb458a9b590d720cde2f2b1e97da9"
+dependencies = [
+ "zerocopy",
+]
+
+[[package]]
 name = "precomputed-hash"
 version = "0.1.1"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
···
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "34af8d1a0e25924bc5b7c43c079c942339d8f0a8b57c39049bef581b46327404"
 dependencies = [
- "rand_core",
+ "rand_core 0.6.4",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "rand"
+version = "0.9.2"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "6db2770f06117d490610c7488547d543617b21bfa07796d7a12f6f1bd53850d1"
+dependencies = [
+ "rand_chacha",
+ "rand_core 0.9.3",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "rand_chacha"
+version = "0.9.0"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "d3022b5f1df60f26e1ffddd6c66e8aa15de382ae63b3a0c1bfc0e4d3e3f325cb"
+dependencies = [
+ "ppv-lite86",
+ "rand_core 0.9.3",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
···
 version = "0.6.4"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "ec0be4795e2f6a28069bec0b5ff3e2ac9bafc99e6a9a7dc3547996c5c816922c"
+
+[[package]]
+name = "rand_core"
+version = "0.9.3"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "99d9a13982dcf210057a8a78572b2217b667c3beacbf3a0d8b454f6f82837d38"
+dependencies = [
+ "getrandom 0.3.3",
+]
 
 [[package]]
 name = "redox_syscall"

server/Cargo.toml

···
 axum = "0.8.1"
 cached = { version = "0.56.0", features = ["async"] }
 jsonwebtoken = "9.3.1"
+rand = "0.9.2"
 reqwest = { version = "0.12.23", features = ["json"] }
 scraper = "0.24.0"
 serde = { version = "1.0.219", features = ["derive"] }

server/src/index.rs

···
 };
 
 use askama::Template;
+use rand::seq::IndexedRandom;
 use serde::Deserialize;
 
 #[derive(Deserialize)]
···
 #[template(path = "index.html")]
 pub struct RootTemplate {
     media: Vec<Media>,
+    consumption_verb: &'static str,
 }
 
 impl RootTemplate {
···
         #[cfg(not(debug_assertions))]
         let media = Self::fetch_media(apple_music_client).await;
 
-        RootTemplate { media }
+        let consumption_verb = Self::random_consumption_verb();
+
+        RootTemplate {
+            media,
+            consumption_verb,
+        }
     }
 
     async fn fetch_media(apple_music_client: &AppleMusicClient) -> Vec<Media> {
···
             apple_music::cached_fetch(apple_music_client)
         );
         [game, movie, song].into_iter().flatten().collect()
+    }
+
+    fn random_consumption_verb() -> &'static str {
+        static CONSUMPTION_VERBS: &[&str] = &["swallowed", "inhaled", "digested", "ingested"];
+
+        CONSUMPTION_VERBS.choose(&mut rand::rng()).unwrap()
     }
 }
 

server/templates/index.html

···
         </div>
         {% if media.len() > 0 -%}
         <h2 class="self-start text-3xl text-pink-50">
-          Here is what I've swallowed most recently:
+          Here is what I've {{ consumption_verb }} most recently:
         </h2>
         <div class="grid grid-cols-{{ media.len() }}">
           {% for media in media -%}