···11-# Defined in /tmp/fish.QnvktC/postexec_insult.fish @ line 2
22-function postexec_insult --on-event fish_postexec
33- if test $status -ne 0
44- set_color red
55- echo -n =====
66- set_color magenta
77- echo -n (shuf -n1 ~/insults.txt)
88- set_color red
99- echo =====
1010- set_color normal
1111- end
1212-end
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fish/insults.txt
···11-Just what do you think you're doing Dave?
22-It can only be attributed to human error.
33-That's something I cannot allow to happen.
44-My mind is going. I can feel it.
55-Sorry about this, I know it's a bit silly.
66-Take a stress pill and think things over.
77-This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
88-We'll all be murdered in our beds!
99-You can't come in. Our tiger has got flu
1010-What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?
1111-You can't get the wood, you know.
1212-... and it used to be so popular...
1313-Pauses for audience applause, not a sausage
1414-Hold it up to the light --- not a brain in sight!
1515-There's a lot of it about, you know.
1616-You do that again and see what happens...
1717-Harm can come to a young lad like that!
1818-And with that remarks folks, the case of the Crown vs yourself was proven.
1919-Speak English you fool --- there are no subtitles in this scene.
2020-It's only your word against mine.
2121-I think ... err ... I think ... I think I'll go home
2222-My pet ferret can type better than you!
2323-Your mind just hasn't been the same since the electro-shock, has it?
2424-Maybe if you used more than just two fingers...
2525-BOB says: You seem to have forgotten your passwd, enter another!
2626-I can't hear you -- I'm using the scrambler.
2727-The more you drive -- the dumber you get.
2828-Listen, burrito brains, I don't have time to listen to this trash.
2929-I've seen penguins that can type better than that.
3030-Have you considered trying to match wits with a rutabaga?
3131-You speak an infinite deal of nothing
3232-I feel much better now.
3333-You silly, twisted boy you.
3434-He has fallen in the water!
3535-I don't wish to know that.
3636-You'll starve!
3737-Have a gorilla...
3838-There must be cure for it!
3939-Ying Tong Iddle I Po
4040-You gotta go owwwww!
4141-I have been called worse.
4242-Wrong! You cheating scum!
4343-No soap, honkie-lips.
4444-Where did you learn to type?
4545-Are you on drugs?
4646-You type like I drive.
4747-Do you think like you type?
4848-ur cute