Hey, check out this crazy news article that totally isn't a rickroll
1const fs = require('fs'); 2const path = require('path'); 3const express = require('express'); 4const exuseragent = require('express-useragent'); 5 6 7class Web { 8 constructor() { 9 const port = process.env.PORT || 8080; 10 const app = express(); 11 app.set('trust proxy', 1); 12 app.use(exuseragent.express()); 13 app.use('/assets/', express.static('assets')); 14 15 app.get('/', (req, res) => { 16 res.sendFile(path.join(__dirname, 'views', 'index.html')); 17 }); 18 19 app.get('/*', (req, res) => { 20 if (req.useragent.isBot) { 21 let components = req.url.split('/'); 22 let dest = ''; 23 components.forEach(c => { 24 dest = `${c}/${dest}`; 25 }); 26 dest = `https://${dest}`; 27 res.redirect(dest); 28 } 29 else { 30 res.redirect('https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ'); 31 } 32 }); 33 34 this._server = app.listen(port, () => console.log(`rickognito running on port ${port}!`)); 35 } 36 37 close() { 38 if (this._server) { 39 this._server.close(); 40 } 41 } 42} 43 44module.exports = Web;