INSERT INTO statuses (did, status, duration, record, embed_uri, embed_title, embed_description, thumb_mime_type,
                      thumb_cid, created_at)
VALUES ($1, $2, $3, $4, $5, $6, $7, $8, $9, $10)
ON CONFLICT (did) DO UPDATE SET status=EXCLUDED.status,
                                duration=EXCLUDED.duration,
                                record=EXCLUDED.record,
                                embed_uri=EXCLUDED.embed_uri,
                                embed_title=EXCLUDED.embed_title,
                                embed_description=EXCLUDED.embed_description,
                                thumb_mime_type=EXCLUDED.thumb_mime_type,
                                thumb_cid=EXCLUDED.thumb_cid,
                                indexed_at=NOW()